So there's this blonde on a plane...

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN IN A VACANT SEAT. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SEES HER DO THIS, ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET AND THEN TELLS HER THAT HER TICKET IS FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO HER ASSIGNED SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL WE GET TO TORONTO." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A WOMAN SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES INTO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND TRIES TO EXPLAINTO THE BLONDE THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY, SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL WE GET TO TORONTO." THE CO-PILOT GOES TO TELL THE PILOT THAT THEY PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, 'DID YOU SAY SHE'S A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS - I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." SO HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR FOR A SECOND AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY," AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER ORIGINAL SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK THE PILOT WHAT IN THE WORLD HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. THE PILOT RESPONDS, "I TOLD HER FIRST CLASS WASN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

The United Church of Christ Coalition for LGBT Concerns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8NQGKDszq8